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NAME: Stuart Scott
DOB: 28/01/1974
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: Allrounder
NICKNAME: Stuey
RESEMBLANCE TO: the mitchell brothers
FAVORITE FILM: Goodfellas
FAVORITE TV: Family Guy
FAVORITE DRINK: Stella
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: gray nichols
HOBBIES: boxing
MOST LIKE TO MEET: mike tyson
AMBITION: win the lottery,build AHCC a hot tub
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Prof Hurley,winges like a champion ( and always gets me out )
SPORTING HEROES: Tyson, Benn, Botham.
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: George bunney, gonadgate.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: If that had been a cheese roll it would not have got past.
WORST MATCH: the whole of last season.
BEST MATCH: err........202 no :0)
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: the dentist
MOTTO IN LIFE: i live my life three minutes at a time, for those three minutes, nothing matters. Not the family, not the job, nothing. For those three minutes, i am free.

NAME: (SAM) BENSON DCOSTA
DOB: 25/07/91
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: BOWLER, WHO CAN HOLD A BAT
NICKNAME: BENNY
RESEMBLANCE TO: DWAYNE LEVEROCK (Unfortunately)
FAVORITE FILM: SUPERMAN/ BATMAN/ SPIDERMAN "I want to be a super hero"
FAVORITE TV: TOP GEAR/ THE GADGET SHOW/ THE APPRENTICE
FAVORITE DRINK: CARLSBERG
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: ADIDAS "LITTLE MASTER SACHIN TENDULKAR USES IT"/ PUMA "I LOVE THOSE PUMA TRAINERS"
HOBBIES: WATCHING ARSENAL AND INDIA THRASH THEIR OPPONENTS
MOST LIKE TO MEET: TO MEET MY SPORTING HEROS.
AMBITION: TO BE THE BEST "Number one"
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: NONE
SPORTING HEROES: S. TENDULKAR, F. FABREGAS, S. GANGULY, S. WARNE
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: -
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: "OUR CRICKET IS TOO GENTLE - ALL OF IT" Alec Stewart refering to English cricket which is dead true.
WORST MATCH: LOSING ANY MATCH IS A WORST MATCH/ BATTING @ NO 11 AND NOT BALLING IN A MATCH IS RIGHT UP THERE
BEST MATCH: HITTING THE WINNING AT WARGRAVE CC (LEAGUE MATCH).
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: LOSING
MOTTO IN LIFE: SUCCESS IS AN ATTITUDE

NAME: Mac
DOB: 18.2.56
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: Bowler
NICKNAME: Sir Bob
RESEMBLANCE TO: You choose
FAVORITE FILM: Apocalypse Now
FAVORITE TV: The Prisoner
FAVORITE DRINK: Wine
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Not fussy
HOBBIES: Cricket + Fishing
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Billy Connolly
AMBITION: For the Hill to be the best club in the Chilterns league, with the best facilities
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: None
SPORTING HEROES: Ian Botham, Mike Brearley
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Too many to mention
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: The bowler's Holding, the Batesman's Willey
WORST MATCH: Any we loose
BEST MATCH: Any we win
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Giving up cricket!
MOTTO IN LIFE: Luceo Non Uro

NAME: DEAN ROBINSON
DOB: 6/1989
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: BAT
NICKNAME: DEANO
RESEMBLANCE TO: -
FAVORITE FILM: BIG FISH
FAVORITE TV: FAMILY GUY
FAVORITE DRINK: RUN AND COKE
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: DF
HOBBIES: CRICKET - GOLF
MOST LIKE TO MEET: -
AMBITION: RETIRE
MOST FEARED OPPONENT:
SPORTING HEROES: MARTIN CROWE - STEVE WAUGH
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT:
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: -
WORST MATCH: ANY RAIN EFFECTED
BEST MATCH: ANY WIN
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: HORSES
MOTTO IN LIFE: ROLL THE DICE

NAME: Max Joseph
DOB: 18/08/1986
BATTER/BOWLER/ALLROUNDER: RHB, Increasingly occasional leg spinner
NICKNAME: Maxx Power/Max Hopeless
RESEMBLANCE TO: Hugh Grant
FAVORITE FILM: Forest Gump
FAVORITE TV: The Simpson/Extras/The Inbetweeners/Buzzcocks
FAVORITE DRINK: Fresh Orange Juice
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Gray Nicolls (Used to be Newbery)
HOBBIES: Mostly watching or playing sport, with a beer never far away
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Pre family days Flintoff, Pre Parkinsons Muhammad Ali, Martin O'Neil
AMBITION: To play an innings that people refer to as "the best knock I've seen at the Hill"
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Nobody in the Chiltern League
SPORTING HEROES: Shane Warne
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: 'Seeing a team mate mistake shaving gel for deodorant and covering his pits and the wall behind him in foam'.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: Ed Hedley '09 "I deserve to be in the 1s" - Hilarious
WORST MATCH: Aston Rowant on a Sunday - very rarely have I played in a game knowing that we have a 0% chance of victory
BEST MATCH: I've never won anything in adult cricket so probably an SUCC Barbados tour game. I got 3-fer, hit runs, was captain and it ended in a tie.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Rats. Vermin in general really
MOTTO IN LIFE: Just get on with it

NAME:Edd Hedley
DOB:09/04/83
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder:Allrounder
NICKNAME:Duck
RESEMBLANCE TO:Ron Hedley
FAVOURITE FILM:Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
FAOURITE TV:Father Ted
FAVOUTITE DRINK: Gervray Chambertain
FAVOURITE CRICKET BRAND:Dukes
HOBBIES: Golf, Table Tennis, Eating Out
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Gordon Ramsey
AMBITION: Own my own restaurant
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Don't fear any opponents
SPORTING HEROES: Graeme Hick, Shane Warne, George Best, Ricky Ponting, Phil Taylor, Ronnie O' Sullivan, Tony McCoy, Ron Hedley
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: John Neal putting his knob in Rawseys Brylcreem
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: Merv Hughes when getting smashed about by a batsman,walking up to the batsman, turning round, letting rip and saying "Now hit that out the fucking park!"
WORST MATCH: Losing to Teddington in National Cup Last 16 when playing for Wycombe
BEST MATCH: Scoring 120 in about 30 overs v White Waltham about 4 years ago (and we won the match)
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Ending up like Newton
MOTTO IN LIFE: Take more out of it than it takes out of you

NAME: Colin Goss
DOB: 11/09/68
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: Bowler
NICKNAME: Zoe
RESEMBLANCE TO: the milkman apparently
FAVORITE FILM: Fallen
FAVORITE TV: The Wire
FAVORITE DRINK: Peroni
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: GM
HOBBIES: I’m only allowed 1; I’ve chosen cricket.
MOST LIKE TO MEET: my great great great great grand children!
AMBITION: I play for AHCC, what’s left?
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: I don’t fear them, I just dislike them.
SPORTING HEROES: Sir Ian Botham; Legend
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: involved a jar of Brilcream (owned by Mr. Chris ‘the shovel’ Rawes) and Mr. John ‘the so many things’ Neal.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: why is there an imprint of a cock in my Brilcream?
WORST MATCH: any match that isn’t over in our favor by tea time.
BEST MATCH: see above, remove the n’t after is
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: people with Basophobia
MOTTO IN LIFE: get on with it.

NAME:Ron Hedley
DOB: 15.09.1949
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: Batsman
RESEMBLANCE TO:George Best/Gavin Rody
FAVORITE FILM: Gunfight at OK Coral
FAVORITE TV: Bergerac (with Lisa Goddard in)
FAVORITE DRINK:Wine
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND:Pass
HOBBIES: Table Tennis. Watching Luton Town
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Malcolm Macdonald Mick Jagger Shania Twain
AMBITION: To be playing at 65
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Dont fear any of them
SPORTING HEROES: Malcolm Macdonald Tom Graveney Denis Law Kenny Daglish
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT:Being seen naked at dressing room window at Kings Langley, lots of people on common that day. For the next 5 years Kings Langley would always ask after the player who was naked on their common.
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET:Anything Danny Newton says
WORST MATCH: Golden in 60th Birthday match
BEST MATCH:First 50 v Fulmer 1977 5-5 off 2 0vers in 1978
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Showering with Thommo
MOTTO IN LIFE: Still be playing as long as Chris Rawes is

NAME: simon gary clayton
DOB: 7.10.1966
Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: jack of no trades and master of none, after all this time of trying ,it's opening the batting and stick the fat bloke in the slips
NICKNAME:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,never around long enough to receive one,or have not been informed of it , this may be subject to change
RESEMBLANCE TO:bob hoskins,alexi sayle,howard halifax,penfold(dangermouse)
FAVORITE FILM:goodfellas,godfather 1&2, it's a wonderful life,kind hearts and coronets,mildred pierce,trading places,touch of evil,sweet smell of sucess,alfie.(caine 66),get carter(caine 70),spinal tap
FAVORITE TV:sopranos,six feet under,pulling (1st series),mad men,hung ,modern families,come dine with me,deal or no deal,desperate housewives
FAVORITE DRINK:foreign bottled lager ,or if feeling tarty dark rum and coke, and irish whisky
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: duncan fernley
HOBBIES:my marriage, to be entertained,arsenal fc,and middx ccc
MOST LIKE TO MEET: freddie flintoff and dennis bergkamp
AMBITION: to die fulfilled
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: myself ,i know ? how zen
SPORTING HEROES: anybody who does'nt do it for the money
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: me getting changed
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: i'll take over the umpiring/scoring
WORST MATCH:any where the whole team does'nt try,it's just waste of everyone's afternoon ,and that's sad and pointless
BEST MATCH: any when they all do try their best and still lose
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: non exisitance
MOTTO IN LIFE:always treat others as you expect to be treated yourself and assume nothing

NAME : Paul Wheeler
DOB : 27/03/1964
BATTER/BOWLER/ALLROUNDER : Batter
NICKNAME : Wheels
RESEMBLANCE TO :
FAVORITE FILM : Ice Cold In Alex
FAVORITE TV : CSI
FAVORITE DRINK : Ale
FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND : Any one that would sponsor me
HOBBIES : Tennis,Cricket, Hockey, Badminton, Airshows
MOST LIKE TO MEET : Jimmy Connors
AMBITION : To have knees that work
MOST FEARED OPPONENT : None
SORTING HEROES : Jimmy Connors & Ian Botham
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT :
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET : The late Johners on Test Match Special when Botham was out hit wicket "he could not get his leg over"
WORST MATCH : Any we lose
BEST MATCH : Any we win
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OFF : My wife's comments when I get a low score
MOTTO IN LIFE : Take care of my knees