Players

Andrew Philip Harrison - 19.09.81

Batsman

NICKNAME: Eddie

RESEMBLANCE TO: Louis Theroux

FAVORITE FILM: Goonies

FAVORITE TV: Documentaries...Top Gear...Sky Sports

FAVORITE DRINK: John Smiths

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: The free type

HOBBIES: Darts and Pidgeon racing

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Sid James

AMBITION: Win something at Cricket

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Dion Cruiz circa 2001...only bowler I've ever been truely scared to face.

SPORTING HEROES: Andy Richie, Joe Royle...too many great guys I've played Cricket with over the years to mention.

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Seeing a young lad neck a pint of water after just getting out, not knowing the skipper had just been soaking his bruised John Halls in it for 30 minutes.

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET:

WORST MATCH: I have two that stick out...losing the CLL Wood Cup final in 2000 with Oldham and losing out on promotion with Amersham Hill in 2009 on the last day.

BEST MATCH: Hitting a match winning 50 for Oldham against our hated local rivals in 2004 infront of a packed house.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Golden Ducks and 90mph South Africans

MOTTO IN LIFE: Understand what's important in life and never ever panic

Greg Mackenzie - 28.11.89 Allrounder

NICKNAME: Macca/mini Mac/Junior

RESEMBLANCE TO:Dominic Cork, Bob Mackenzie

FAVORITE FILM: Anchorman

FAVORITE TV: Inbetweeners

FAVORITE DRINK: Coke

FAVORITE CRICKE BRAND: Newburry

HOBBIES: Cricket, tennis, being a hero

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Ricky Ponting, Lucy Jones and angelina Jolie.

AMBITION:Be the best around, nothing you can do will bring me down

2nd: Be like Benson

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Mervin De Costa

SPORTING HEROES: Ricky Ponting, chris tucker and John Duffy

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Hearing Jordan ask Max to 'gell him up'

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET:Max Joseph perhaps 5 overs in-' this game is done' and 'wheely wheely good'

WORST MATCH: Losing to Coleshill and being denied promotion

BEST MATCH: Scoring my first century at Wycombe CC

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Losing to Coleshill again.

MOTTO IN LIFE: Fight till the end

Chris Fletcher 16.10.85 Wicket keeper/batsman

NICKNAME: Fletch

RESEMBLANCE TO: Pilsbury dough boy (at the moment)

FAVORITE FILM: Superbad

FAVORITE TV: Misfits/Inbetweeners/Family Guy

FAVORITE DRINK: Gin/Toilet Duck

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Puma/Adidas

HOBBIES: Playing sport

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Graham Swann/Gary Barlow

AMBITION:To be successful

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Michelle Hammon

SPORTING HEROES:Sir Andrew Philip Harrison

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: There are too many to say but they all include Daniel Newton being on the receiving end.

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET:Greg Mackenzie "My sisters a girl"

WORST MATCH:Wargrave away 09

BEST MATCH:Binfield home 06 league record partnership of 256

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Broccoli

MOTTO IN LIFE: Whatever it takes

James Evans 14.02.91 Allrounder

NICKNAME:Jevans, Madge, Jimmy

RESEMBLANCE TO: Boyband Members

FAVORITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption

FAVORITE TV:Inbetweeners/IT Crowd

FAVORITE DRINK: Southern Comfort and Lemonade

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Puma

HOBBIES: Sport and social

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Michael Jackson

AMBITION:To own an M3

MOST FEARED OPPONENT:Bret Lee steaming in off the long run

SPORTING HEROES: Kevin Pieterson and John Terry

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT:Newton

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET:thats out out out lad

WORST MATCH: Being hit for six for the first time by a 14 year old

BEST MATCH: Debut for the 1st Team/Dan Telfords destruction of White Waltham

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF:Octopuses and squids

MOTTO IN LIFE: what will be will be

Ashish Patel 3.12.87 Bowler

NICKNAME: The Asian Sensation

RESEMBLANCE TO: Hrithik Roshan

FAVORITE FILM: Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

FAVORITE TV: Zoids

FAVORITE DRINK: Strongbow

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: MRF

HOBBIES: Generally mouthing off

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Sachin Tendulkar

AMBITION: Becoming a Competent Doctor

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Myself

SPORTING HEROES: Sachin Tendulkar

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Ed Hedley having a ridiculous arguement with Dan Newton and Pedro regarding a matter that meant absolutely nothing

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: 'Why are you taking this so seriously?? We're playing village cricket, you're mum ain't gonna care if your out lbw now or in three over time, machod!!'

WORST MATCH: a game where my bowling got smashed to all parts resulting in me being taken off and put to field along the boundary and ended up dropping two catches off the captains bowling. (2008 Season)

BEST MATCH: a game where i opened the bowling and took five wickets from my first 2.4 overs (2009 Season)

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: My car being struck by a cricket ball after being hit for a massive six off my own bowling

MOTTO IN LIFE: Things seem to go in your favour when youre bitter and miserable

Jordan Richardson-Hill 17.03.86 Allrounder

NICKNAME: J, Keano or Katie (I prefer the Dazzler)

RESEMBLANCE TO: Michel Johnson on a good day.

FAVORITE FILM: Waking Life

FAVORITE TV: Scrubs

FAVORITE DRINK: Cherry based fizzy pop or any local ales.

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Newberry

HOBBIES: Cricket, Music, Guitaring and Jamming, Frisbee, socialising, long walks, sunsets, philosophy.

MOST LIKE TO MEET: A lady who is willing to massage me after a long game.

AMBITION: cricket related -Score more hundreds and get promoted and win divison 1. Life - To make money from playing music.

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: 1.The Pugilists. I dont have time to be fearful but possibly Nutt. 1-1 at the moment. He played and missed at 5 and then i bowled him on the 6th, he then equalised by smashing me for a few sixes at the Hill.

SPORTING HEROES: gianfranco zola, freddie flintoff.

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: 1. Any requests to be gelled up 2. jimmys revealing his rather feminine hairdryer.

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: 1. BOOOOOOM 2. The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willy,

WORST MATCH: Loosing to Coleshill in the last game of the 2008 season to loose out on promotion by 4 points.

BEST MATCH: 1. Reaching my first 100 off the last over of the innings. 2. Scoring a 50 and taking 5 wickets to win the game.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: ducks, and batsman who do not have a foward defense shot.

MOTTO IN LIFE: You get out of life what you put into it.

Daniel Matthew Telford 28.07.91 Batsman

NICKNAME: Telf

RESEMBLANCE TO: Dwayne Lerverock, John Bornes, Pete Collins

FAVORITE FILM: Anchorman

FAVORITE TV: Scrubs

FAVORITE DRINK: Cider

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Newbury

HOBBIES: cricket, rugby, being a winner!

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Kevin Pietersen

AMBITION: To score 100 runs!

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: BENSON 'THE HULK' D'COSTA

SPORTING HEROES: KP, Andrew Sheridan.

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: seeing Chris Fletcher Naked, on a serious note me and Tom Kewell thinking of telling the oppo to F-off!

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: Nice and Kneesy!

WORST MATCH: There has been a few!

BEST MATCH: Nearly getting my first 100 v ballinger

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Benson D'costa

MOTTO IN LIFE: A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't!

SAM BUGDEN 7.08.86 Bowler

NICKNAME: BUGGERS

RESEMBLANCE TO: DAMIAN LEWIS

FAVORITE FILM: KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE

FAVORITE TV: BAND OF BROTHERS/ TOP GEAR

FAVORITE DRINK: FROSTIE JACKS

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: PUMA

HOBBIES: DRINKING FROSTIE JACKS AND RUNNING MAN

MOST LIKE TO OF MET: HARRY PATCH

AMBITION: TO DO WELL WITH LIFE

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: DONT REALLY

SPORTING HEROES: LAWRENCE DALLAGLIO

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: DEEP HEATING TELFS BOXERS

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: COME ON THE CHUBBY CHASER

WORST MATCH: SOME TEAM WE PLAYED IN THE MIDDLESEX CUP 07

BEST MATCH: BRENTWOOD 09 GOT 5 FOR 28

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: THE X MRS

MOTTO IN LIFE: HAVE A GOOD GO WHILST YOUR HERE

NAME:CHRIS RAWES DOB:01/12/1972

Batter/WKEEPER A FEW YEARS BACK:

NICKNAME:TUBBY

RESEMBLANCE TO: SOME FAT BLOKE

FAVORITE FILM:FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF

FAVORITE TV:SIMPSONS

FAVORITE DRINK:CROWN LAGER (AUSTRALIAN)

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND:NONE

HOBBIES:FOOTBALL

MOST LIKE TO MEET:THE CAPTAIN OF WATFORD FC WHO GETS US BACK IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

AMBITION: TO HAVE A HEALTH BABY IN FOUR MONTHS (MAR 28)

MOST FEARED OPPONENT:MIKE BATT (TAPLOW)

SPORTING HEROES:GEORGE BEST

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: JOHN NEAL AND HIS BROTHER HAVING A SWORD FIGHT WITH A CERTAIN APPENDAGE AND THEN LEAVING A PERFECT HAMPTON INPRINT IN MY BRYLCREAM. SIMON BORNS FINDING A DEAD LOBSTER IN HIS COFFIN THAT HAD BEEN PLACED THERE TWO DAYS PREVIOUSLY.

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: CLIFF WEBBER ASKING YOURS TRULY IF I HAD A MIDDLE TO MY BAT HAVING JUST EDGED HIM FOR FOUR. NEXT BALL WENT DEEP IN TO THE ALLOTMENTS TO THE REPLY OF, THERE IT IS!!

WORST MATCH: ANY MATCH WHERE YOU SIT ABOUT WAITING FOR THE RAIN TO STOP KNOWING THAT IT WON’T!

BEST MATCH: WINNING THE EVENING CUP TOURNAMENT A FEW YEARS AGO. SEE PHOTO IN CLUBHOUSE.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF:SPIDERS, CARDIFF CITY.

MOTTO IN LIFE: EAT AND DRINK LOADS. BOLLOX TO GOOD HEALTH

NAME: Pedro Collins

DOB: 03/06/81

NICKNAME: Hollywood P, Snake Eyes, Billy Big Balls, Slingshot, Big Dog, Sexy Lobster, The Cat, The Vixen, Cinnamon Bums, Cotton Balls, Long John Pedro, Mad Dog, The Hammer, Raging Camel, The Hurricane, Loretta Roflcopter, The Colonel, Sluggerino, Tino, Pistol Pete, Pedge, Tina, Cock Fighter, The Gabbler, The Giraffe, The Biscuit Wiffler, The Munch, TopGun, Goat Herder, Nature Boy, John Thomas, Keith, Mudfish, Shark Boy, Sugar Ray Collins, Typhoon, Silverback, Super-Thunder-Patrol-Meister, King Of The Mountains, Cobra, Dead Eye, Lazy Eye, The Ram, Ram Jam, Ducky, Funky Monkey, Enforcer, Kid Lightning, Sketch, Aztec, Carlito, Ghost Face, Phil Collins, The Silk, Kid Chocolate, Pocket Rocket, Whirlwind, Angles, Doc, Magic Man, Viper, Doctor Worm, The Real Beast, Six Heads, Seabiscuit, The Louth Mouth, Butter Babe, The Dashing Destroyer, Dick Tracey, Huggy Bear, Peachy Pie, Sugar Puss, El Gato, The Pirate, Black Panther, Gazelle, Platinum Balls, Mighty Mouse, The Crane, Widow-Maker, Eighth Wonder, Mr Perfect, Anvil, The American Dream.......... Big Pete/Pedro

RESEMBLANCE TO: A shaved bear

FAVORITE FILM: Kodak

FAVORITE TV: Samsung LED 52"

FAVORITE DRINK: Robinsons Special R Orange & Mango Squash

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Cavey's Vampire Brand

HOBBIES: Warcraft, Dungeons & Dragons, Warhammer 40000

MOST LIKE TO MEET: The chick from harry potter now that she's over eighteen or Gillian Taylforth on the hard shoulder of the M1

AMBITION: To crush you, emotionally & physically

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Kids who are really good at cricket. The potential for embarassment is too high

SPORTING HEROES: Eric The Eel & Joe Swail

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Paul O'Keefe

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: Lucy Dix........ Does She??

WORST MATCH: Any match that involves rain stoppages & ******* keen on playing in the wet & wasting my Saturday because the league is so important

BEST MATCH: Ron's birthday match for many reasons..... TOMATO KETCHUP!!

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: Hell freezing over the day Thommo takes a shower after cricket

MOTTO IN LIFE: Don't argue with me, i've never been wrong

NAME: Wing Commander Tom Kewell

DOB: 9/7/78 - I know, hard to believe....

Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: Retired Pitcher

NICKNAME: Kewelly, TK, Relegation shamed skipper

RESEMBLANCE TO: A 31 year old Max Joseph

FAVORITE FILM: Forrest Gump. I consider it something of an autobiography.

FAVORITE TV: Lovejoy. I consider it something of an autobiography.

FAVORITE DRINK: Cooking lager

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: My first PS bat (the one Jeff broke, not the one that Simon C broke) was spectacular, but mainly Newbery.

HOBBIES: Pretending to live overseas whilst rebuilding my life at HMP Aylesbury.

MOST LIKE TO MEET: Any Chiltern District Council official on a dark night with no one around...

AMBITION: To have someone stand at mid wicket whilst I am bowling and exclaim "what a classical action".

MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Mick Nutt of Wraysbury. Games played against - 8, Runs scored by him - 1244, Runs scored by him off my bowling - 1196

SPORTING HEROES: Bob MacKenzie: Still a class act at a few years older than me... James Stevens: "No offense, but the games I played for AHCC in that Sunday league didn't challenge me".

FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Dan Telf & I discuss how best to get rid of a miserable oppo at the end of a Sunday game: "Look lads, its been a lovely day, good game of cricket, nice tea... Now f**k off..."

BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: "Kewelly, if the league rules would allow it, I'd let you play for the oppo every week & bowl from both ends" - Inspirational captaincy from Russell Owens

WORST MATCH: Chalfont St Giles, at home, 2005. Jeff & I put on 30 for the last wicket but were all out with 3 runs needed to win. It was still fairly early in the season but that game ultimately cost us relegation.

BEST MATCH: Wraysbury, away, 2003. Max H & I bat out 13 overs for a draw. Max scored 4 n.o., I was 0 n.o. They were furious!!

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: The cricket ball when hit at any speed above 5 mph

MOTTO IN LIFE: "Don't know I'm afraid, ask Pedro". It's suitable for most situations.

NAME: David Platts

DOB: 14.04.94

Batter/Bowler/Allrounder: Bowler, Very Pacey

NICKNAME: Dave the Rave, Bambi, D the Destroyer (Not Poolatts)

RESEMBLANCE TO: Peter Crouch with black hair

FAVORITE FILM: Kung Fu Hustle, Shaun of the Dead and most comedies with Sandler, Ferrel, Stiller and Vaughn

FAVORITE TV: Family Guy

FAVORITE DRINK: Anything I can get, mainly Dr.Pepper

FAVORITE CRICKET BRAND: Anyhting in my price range (Cheap)